Toasts 'n Roasts

“Speech! Speech!”

When people are asked to name their biggest fears, the one that often tops the list is public speaking.

Number two is death.

Think about that. Most folks would rather die than get up in front of an audience and say a few words. Even when the crowd is likely to be receptive – for instance, at a wedding reception or rehearsal dinner, at a retirement party or birthday celebration – people cringe at the thought of standing up and saying something that won’t appear stupid, or trite, or immature.

For most people, just as frightening is the prospect of writing the words they’re going to deliver. They freeze when faced with the assignment of coming up with just the right phrases, with just the right blend of humor, insight, and poignancy that will make their remarks memorable. They desperately need assistance…but can’t bring themselves to ask for it.

Help has arrived!

TOASTS ‘N ROASTS offers professional writing services for those who have been asked to give a short speech at an event – party, dinner, reception – where celebratory remarks are expected.

• You’re to be the best man at your brother’s wedding, and you need to get up at the rehearsal dinner and gently roast and toast him and his bride-to-be.
• Your dear friends are celebrating 50 years of marriage, and you want to mark the occasion with some appropriate anecdotes and remembrances.
• Your daughter is turning 21, and you’d like to say something both wise and amusing at a party in her honor.

The TOASTS ‘N ROASTS Advantage

Unique among websites offering writing services, TOASTS ‘N ROASTS provides an additional twist: We can write your remarks IN RHYME! At events where a dozen or more speeches are delivered, yours will truly stand out as the most memorable.